Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ztormtrooper]

granted bur you get trampled by it

I wish to have my neck fixed and be in my house

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but both of your lungs are full of holes

I wish for $100,000,000 all in 20 and 50 and 100 dollar bills.

[kitty45]

Granted:but  you lose all your money because You robbed a bank
I wish to be on team life for WAR

[ztormtrooper]

granted you are now a leaf on team life's side

i wish for hole less lungs and a cookie

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but you are on fire

I wish for fireworks

[killybob]

granted. the spontaneously combust and blow you to pieces.

i wish for a really small rock to be fired into the eye of a passing stranger.

[artimies7]

Granted, but that person is the ambassador to Russia, and he kills you for your disrespect.

I wish for awesome-sauce. with a side of epic fries.

[ztormtrooper]

granted you eat it and it explodes

i wish for moar fire and fire resistance

[Funkyvenom]

half granted, you are all the more burning

I wish for 

[ztormtrooper]

granted yout have pure air

i wish to be fire resistant

[Five In One]

Granted, but these type of wishes take a while to come into effect. Please wait 3-4 decades for your wish to come true.

I wish I knew what the heck was going on while I was gone last week.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. But it's none of your business.

I wish for moar wishez.