Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Funkyvenom]

granted but they live on pluto and you are stuck in your field on earth.

I wish I was an immortal tomato.

[TheIdioticIdiot]

granted, antagon ate u, thinking you are a potato

I wish SG is back

[Funkyvenom]

granted. you get a Shard of Gratitude that you thought you lost.

I wish to be reincarnated

[ztromtrooper]

granted but you are an orange now

i wish for a castle in my muddy kingdom

[Funkyvenom]

granted, it's 1 nanometer tall and buried under the muck.

I wish I was a watermelon instead

[ztromtrooper]

granted but your kinda made from water now

i wish for a bigger castle

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it lives on pluto and you are stuck on earth in your muddy field.

I wish to be the incarnation of a huge hurricane

[ztromtrooper]

granted you are now a big alchoholic drink

i wish for cold and heat immunity

[Funkyvenom]

half granted. you are immune to heat, but cold is the absence of heat so you are absolutely frigid always.

I wish I was a duck.

[ztromtrooper]

granted but a wolf swooped down with his wings and nommed you to pieces

i wish for my part of ireland to rip off and go into the sun

[ztormtrooper]

granted but you were off course and went into the cold of alpha centauri

i wish for a big castle in teh swamp i live it

[sbluen]

Granted, but your castle is in a giant patch of quicksand and it sinks.

I wish I could grow my own graboids in my garden, and to not be killed by this wish.