Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[az4rel]

granted, you became a bad actress and the potato becomes a tomato and this happens

I wish for gay people.

[TheIdioticIdiot]

granted, antagon took it

I wish Antagon back (or maybe he is... anything about ztromtrooper remind you of him... he reminds me him...)

ninja'd... but that was such an awesome post...

granted, you and your dad

I wish I won't be ninja'd again...

[ztromtrooper]

granted but we only had sumo wrestlers so your safe for now 

i wish for gta 5

[zupermannd]

Granted but gta 5 is even worse than MtG (you need to pay around 50 $ each half year)

I wish the new elements version would come today

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted, but the sudden acceleration of the due date causes the entire game to glitch... forever. Damn you.

I wish that zupermannd hadn't just glitched the game.

[zupermannd]

Granted, It is not my guilt anymore, now  you have the guilt

I wish to own the Roman Empire (as the succersor of Gajus Julius Cæser)

[Funkyvenom]

would be granted, but he's dead and unfortunately he didn't leave a will that says you can have the empire, and now all of the Italians over where the Roman empire used to be are angry at you so you can't have it.

I wish for the death of Alzaya-god of thunder because he ruined my happiness and he stole my name

[ztromtrooper]

granted but hes kinda a god so he he drew thunda at you

i wish to rule the potato kingdom

[Funkyvenom]

granted, your domain is a muddy field somewhere in Ireland. you can't leave it either.

I wish Alzaya-god of thunder was mortal

[ztromtrooper]

granted but you turned into a powerless potato

i wish to leave the potato kingdom

[Funkyvenom]

I am a potato, I can't grant wishes. Even if I could, it's impossible to leave.

I wish to no longer be a potato.

[ztromtrooper]

granted but you are a tomato
i wish for cookies