Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[kitty45]

Granted but no one knows what it means
I wish for a Jade plushy again but i'm not inside of it

[Five In One]

Granted. It's inside of you, and you die of... something... ummm... this worked out better in my head...

I wish I had the energy to actually get my work done so I can goof off and watch cartoons later.

[kitty45]

Granted:but you ALWAYS get the answers wrong
I wish For a jade plushy but nothing happened what you said 

[az4rel]

granted... you got a jade stone plushy, then you some how die.

I wish for a job.

[killybob]

granted, but unfortunately there's a massive downsizing and you become redundant again

in view of this being corrupt a wish, it's very nature seems to indicate that if i were to wish for something bad, then something good may happen. here goes....

i wish i would die in excruciating pain and take all those who try in vain to corrupt my wish to be taken down with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kitty45]

Granted and everything happened what you said
I wish for something

[killybob]

granted. the something was decided by me. i decided that you had exactly the same fate as me, but as an added bonus, i was risen from the grave! take that!

i wish for a nuclear bomb to fall on my head

[az4rel]

a nuclear bomb falls in your head now you got a headhache. and the museum sued you for breaking the bomb with your head.

I wish a killing machine, that will not kill me or my loved ones. only randim people for my amusement and every person that tries to put me in jail or harm me.

[kitty45]

Granted: but it does the opposite of what you want it to
I wish for Five in one to NOT post in here again.

[killybob]

granted. he comes round your house with a shotgun and kills your for restricting him!

i wish that the museum that sued me for breaking the bomb charged me minus £5,000,000 so that they gave me money instead me giving money to them

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. Fortunatley, I had an Antimatter for some reason and cast it on their case summary. You owe £5,000,000 again.
I wish for a Jade Dragon plushy for kitty45 that won't harm anything and at the same time is indestructible. (she can't die as a result of the wish)

[Stickmasterluke]

Congratulations! You have just won a free "Jade Dragon plushy for kitty45". We just need your email address, credit card number, social security number, home phone number, cell phone number, pet's name, and any other personal information that you can provide us.

I wish that people never fell for scams like that..