Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[kitty45]

Granted: but it will kill you before you see it
I wish I can do a perfect front handspring 

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but you can only do one and the second time you try you break your neck(don't ask how)

I wish for a can of paint

[kitty45]

Granted: then you eat it.
I wish for a kitten that is a house cat and likes me and won't kill  me or eat me

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it dies and you commit suicide out of grief

I wish for a hot dog

[Five In One]

Granted. You get a dog and it dies of heat stroke. And you're still hungry.

I wish I could go back in time.

[kitty45]

Granted : you go backs so far you were not born yet and then die and never be born
I wish i can take a nap right now

[Five In One]

Granted, but it never ends.

I wish I could... RULE THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHA... ha... ummm... *ahem* Yeah. I wish for that.

[kitty45]

Granted you rule your head 
I wish i can slap  Five in one

[killybob]

granted but you slap yourself.

i wish for a genie

[az4rel]

granted but it corrupts your wishes.

i wish i had a completely normal grape ???.

[XYTWO]

Granted, but you choke on it.
I wish for a single atom.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it's uranium and it splits, blowing you up