Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[funerallaughter]

Granted. It's quality if that of where it comes from: a happy meal.

I wish for a cure for insomnia

[Five In One]

Wish granted, but the cure has a high risk of causing comas.

I wish I could grant my own wish.

[Five In One]

Wish granted, but nothing interesting comes of it.

I wish I was prepared for today's tournament.

[lolicjj]

Grated, You've been prepared to be number one, from back.
I wish there's another improvisation for nerfed and buffed card..

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, nobody knows how to find it.

i wish I could find said item.

[Five In One]

Granted, but what you find shocks and disturbs you. And alters your entire view of life, for that matter.

I wish exams were over.

[xynom]

Granted: oh wait this is just a forum and this is just a game....ah well good luck with exams

I wish that I had a super big glass of uhm Mountain Dew which im a b o u t to go make

[kitty45]

Granted: but it has posing in it.
 I wish for a cat

[Five In One]

Granted, but it's a sabertooth tiger. Oh, and it's insane, too.

I wish I would actually log off of this forum so that I could get some sleep for my last exams. (Even though I don't even need to study for them. )

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, you fail your exams because you didn't study.
I wish for everyone to settle their disputes by playing elements.

[xynom]

You have insulted my honour sir. we must duel. *Takes off michael jackson glove and slaps you with it*

i wish to for peace on earth

[Five In One]

Granted. All life on earth is now gone. (No life = no disputes = no war.)

I wish I could come up with some more creative wishes I could put here.