Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[agentflare]

Granted but it turns all your pillars into nymphs and they all leave you
I wish for a crossbow

[Flayne]

Granted, but the crossbow happens to be made of lego and doesn`t work


I wish I had an army of Chronically Overpowered giant beavers that have undying loyalty to me.

[nerd1]

you get the army, but they turn out to be an army of JUSTIN beavers, and you kill yourself instead of having to listen to them.
i wish for WoE

[Flayne]

Granted, You get a World of Eggs. (WoE)



I wish for ever lasting ice cream

[Camoninja]

Granted. You get everlasting spoiled ice cream in your stomach.

I wish for better priorities.

[Flayne]

Granted, but someone tries to intercept those priorities, you go mad and get chucked in an asylum



I wish I had my very own set of Giant elephant slippers

[RagingAlien]

Granted, now there are two giant elephants that slip everywhere. I think fixing the floor would be a good idea now.


I wish for BB-code and Smileys to be seen in quick-reply.

[agentflare]

Granted, but the code used crashes the forums
I wish for a set of headphones

[Flayne]

Granted but it turns out they were already set on ULTRA high volume and causes you to be permanently deaf.



I wish for a 50 kilometer long boomerang

[TheForbiddenOracle]

Granted but when you throw it it slices you into 2.

I wish for a part in War...

[artimies7]

Granted. You're naught but a bargaining chip. You die.

I wish that I had time to keep up on all of these threads.

[RagingAlien]

Granted, but then you have no job or way to get enough money to pay for the internet. congratulations.


I wish for me to know all about the Odyssey so i can go well on a Literature Test.