Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Flayne]

Granted, but it turns out, the diaper can't stay on and is faulty.


I wish for a 500 winged Archangel

[Fan of Rainbows]

Granted, but it flies away from you at the speed of light

I wish for a Gravity Nymph

[Flayne]

Granted, but it absorbs everything you own and leaves you.


I wish for an anti-monochromatic beast badge

[Fan of Rainbows]

Granted, but the badge falls apart when you get it

I wish for an Air Nymph

[Flayne]

Granted, but it releases unstable gas on your face (yep that's right, it farts in your face)


I wish for an indestructible Mind controlling tea bag

[Fan of Rainbows]

Granted, but it mind-controls YOU!

I wish for a girlfriend (lol)

[Flayne]

Granted, but it turns out, she's a 6000000 timer. (has an affair with that many people at the same time, making you, the 6000001st person  )


I wish I had 6 arms.

[Fan of Rainbows]

lol on ur post

Granted, but none of your arms work

I wish I ruled the world

[Flayne]

Granted, but it turns out, the moment you became the world leader, the world had 3 seconds left before it exploded.


I wish I had a rock with my name naturally embedded on it.

[Camoninja]

Granted, but it's so messy everyone sees their name in it.
I wish for the ability to never be tired nor sleep.

[Flayne]

Granted but you become mentally insane from no sleep and get cast into an asylum.

I wish I had Violet eyes.

[Fan of Rainbows]

Granted, but you can only see violet things

I wish I had a Water Nymph