Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Fan of Rainbows]

Granted, but your wish is corrupt.

I wish for a gun

[Funkyvenom]

granted. The gun is yours to go and claim. Unfourtunatel, it is locked securely in a gun safe under 24 hour heavy gaurd, and due to your lack of official papers, it might be hard to convince them to give it to you.

I wish for a magical pony.

[Fan of Rainbows]

Granted, but it's a evil unicorn who seeks to kill you

I wish for an Abrams Tank

FoR

[RagingAlien]

first:

Granted. I wish for an alien to wish I got confused.
well do you?

You didn't corrupt it. I win. \o/

second: Granted, you get an Abrams, who is some random male person. and a tank. that's 1 inch wide and tall, moved by low=lasting batteries.


I wish for less adds.

[Flayne]

Granted. However your ignorance level increases by 50%, your social status decreases by 30% and your financial condition becomes 40% worse due to ignorance on cheaper and better products.


I Wish for a 13 kilometer long katana.

[Fan of Rainbows]

Granted, but the Katana is dull and cannot chop anything harder then water

I wish for a lobster

[RagingAlien]

granted, you get a lobster, green, dead, and probably poisoned with something BAD.

[Fan of Rainbows]

What do u wish for?

[RagingAlien]

for blank pages. wasn't it obvious (sorry. XD)

[Fan of Rainbows]

Granted, but the pages blind you with the whiteness XD

I wish for a diaper (lulz XD, I am totally bored)

[Flayne]

Granted. but the diaper has already been used by several OLD people.


I wish for a Giant Titanium Cape

[Fan of Rainbows]

Granted, but it's too thin to protect you from anything


I wish for a clean diaper (for more lulz XD, mainly for different corruption)