Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[artimies7]

Granted, but all the corruption in the government forces them to make you a slave worker in the mines for the rest of your natural life.

I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.

[rosutosefi]

Granted. It got corrupted, too.
I wish for a nymph card in my real account. I've been spinning everyday for 2 months, no nymph. :|

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it's bugged and it locked your account forever.

I insert the Boundless.

[scauduro221095]

granted the boundless is inserted up a donkeys but.
i wish for my wish to be corrupted

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it got angry at your wishing its corruption so it ate you.

I wish for the real forum to work again.

[scauduro221095]

granted it does, but my angry wish which ate me eats the forum as soon as it starts to work.
i wish i could get out of my angry wishes stomach

[brettbstock]

Granted, but it eats you again.

I wish for a straight-A report card

[TheForbiddenOracle]

Granted but next semester you get straight F's.

I wish for more wishes

[Camoninja]

Granted. You used them up before you wished for them.

I wish for a used wish. You know, like the books you get at the used book store, complete with the notes. I want one with the previous wisher's advice on the bottle.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, once I wished for a huge fiery explosion, and you get it now. BOOM!!!

I wish I understood the reputation power system. (seriously though it;s confusing)

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but it's taken out of service.

I wish I could memorize the new forum's web address.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but as soon as you do, I erase all of your memories.

I wish for another huge fiery explosion that is considerably far away enough from me that it won't cause me any harm.