Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[scauduro221095]

granted but it blows a hole in your house
i wish there was no such thing as concussion

[Jangoo]

Granted.
However, the protective layer around brains is so thick that the entire human race
degenerates to a bunch of Homer Simpsons -> game over.


I wish that damn spring-time were over with.

(I wear just a sweater -> way too cold in the evening, I wear a jacket -> way too hot all day,
I wear a sweater and take a jacket with me -> it' starting to rain and my jacket is, of course, too
thin to be rainproof, I wear a sweater and take a thicker rainproof jacket with me -> feeling like
I am going on holiday with my globated backpack ... damn)

[RagingAlien]

Granted, now you are in autumn-time. It rains only when you do not bring rainproof clothes and it's sunny and very hot only when you bring cold clothes.

I wish for a wish of a wish.

[SickTanicK]

Granted but I take your wish and get two wishes.
I wish for a pony and a steamroller!

[scauduro221095]

granted a pony driving a steam roller tries to flatten you
i wish for rain

[migster99]

Granted, It floods and drowns you

I wish for me to unsuspiciously have more logical, non-spammy posts

[Toimu13]

Granted causing you to leave these forums 

I wish for ice cream.

[SickTanicK]

Granted but the ice cream has gone bad and you get so sick you die.
I wish for... That thing. Over there. See it?! Go get it!!

[Camoninja]

Granted, but there's no telling what its owner might do, now that you have it. He's a very jealous person, you know...

I wish for last month to come back

[Aitvaras]

Granted. It's now march 2011 but everyone is unkind to you and lots of bad stuff happen!

I Wish I had a swimmingpool in my backyard. Also I wish I had a backyard.

[artimies7]

Granted, but your neighbors kill you for having so much awesomeness in your backyard.

I wish for a roll of duct tape. Extra sticky.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but you are wrapped up in it.

I wish for corruption.