Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Toimu13]

Granted, but only for the school down the street from yours.  They are going on summer vacations before the crowds!  While you will be working this summer just to save up money to take a crappy over crowded vacation next summer.

I wish for topless day at my university.

[scauduro221095]

Granted, but the Dean decided to make it only for fat boys, not girls.
i wish needles wernt so big when they go in your arm

[ninjamaster1991]

Gratned, they're bigger.

I wish for ramen.

[scauduro221095]

granted, but i dont know what it is so it gets corrupted along the way accidentaly and instead you get ratmen
i wish needles were small

[migster99]

Wish granted but now it's harder to thread a thread through your needle!

I wish for a utopia.

[rosutosefi]

Granted. You're outside utopia.

I wish for a Schrödinger's cat that would die repeatedly without being in a closed box.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, it explodes whenever it touches you. Oh, and it's magnetized to you.

I wish ppl knew that ramen was some noodles.

[scauduro221095]

granted but only two people in the entire world know.
i wish didnt have to organise so many things

[Aitvaras]

granted, but no one else will either so things are going to get messed up.
I wish the taste of painkillers didnt make me feel sick xD

[migster99]

Granted, Now with each pill or syrup you feel nothing and actually hurt 5 times more

I wish for this wish to win

[Aitvaras]

granted but it wins the  wurst wish ever prize..
I wish for a emoticon with mummies expression. it'd so beat

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but only people who have one moar post than you can use it. Oh, and it updates.

I wish for a lump of C-4.