Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[RagingAlien]

you get a vending machine. without any trolls, or things to seel or a way to open it.

I insert da lolcatz

[artimies7]

Yoo git teh laffz.

I wish that pplz would remember that this is corrupt a wish.

[agentflare]

Granted, but people still forget anyways.
I wish I had banhammer powers.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but the hammer of banz hammers u.

I wish I had a phoenix feather.

[artimies7]

Granted. It lights you on fire.

I wish for a large ham sandwich.

[Fr0sTThunder]

Granted. It lights you on fire.

I wish for a large ham sandwich.

Granted, its made out of SPAM (ham in a can )

I wish for a pet unicorn

[artimies7]

Granted, but it impales you.

I insert a bunch of swears. @#$%!!

[scauduro221095]

granted but your banned for not putting " i wish for" in front of the swear words
i wish i could do well at a tournament

[agentflare]

granted but you lose anyways
I wish my luck would improve

[scauduro221095]

granted you suddenly get a stat bar called "luck", it goes from -30 to -29
i wish to be able to stop time so i could play elements for ever

[RagingAlien]

Granted, but since time stopped, your computer won't do anything, and the screen stays frozen at at the Elements Login screen.

I wish for no more tests from my school. D:

[scauduro221095]

Granted your parents start giving you tests
i wish my computer would work when i stop time