Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[artimies7]

Granted, but a glitch in the Reverse Time-line (lol bad joke) makes that port plug obsolete and unuseable.

[RagingAlien]

I wish the above person had posted a wish.

[artimies7]

Granted, but it's late. And right here: I wish for a barrel of monkeys.

(oops. I keep doing that. Sorry.)

[RagingAlien]

You earn a barrel made of monkeys. with more monkeys inside. oh, and a hidden evil deity that is yearning to be free.


I wish for more comfortable headphones that would be still usable. D:

[MattXtream]

Granted, but the lowest volume setting bursts your eardrums.

I wish for a perfectly normal cookie that only i can eat. <.< >.>

[scauduro221095]

granted but you dont like the taste.
i wish for zan to stop filtering in the chat

[MattXtream]

Granted, but someone else does it.

ok... I wish for a perfectly normal cookie i'll love the taste of nd no-one else can do anything to it <.< >.>

[artimies7]

Granted, but it falls down the sewer when you trip and fall.

I wish for a large chocolate milkshake.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, it's large to an amoeba.

I wish for an awesome idea for Apr. Newss. F O O L S (glitch, sry)

[RagingAlien]

Granted, but now it's too late to use it... all calendaries got skipped 24 hours forward during the 1st of april, or 2nd of april.

I wish for a smart and pretty girlfriend. Human, too.

[scauduro221095]

granted but you find her cheating on you because you should know by now that nothing comes perfect
i wish my internet to be a lot faster

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but I have it now. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for teh vending masheen