Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[RagingAlien]

GrAnTeD, nOw yOu sTaRt TaLkInG lIkE ThIs. In rEaL LiFe tOo.


I wish for no more "talk like" wishes.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, there weren't any posts for 3 seconds.

I wish to talk.

[artimies7]

Granted, you can't stop talking and talk yourself to death.

I wish for a magic sword.

[ztormtrooper]

GrAnTeD, nOw yOu sTaRt TaLkInG lIkE ThIs. In rEaL LiFe tOo.


I wish for no more "talk like" wishes.

how do you incorporate caps in words? granted teh sword is plastic and it sparkles

i wish to....slavery....guns....war......cold war.....osama....obama

[artimies7]

Granted, you get sent back to 9/11 in the Twin Towers, thus killing you under a large steel beam.

I wish for some pink stuff.

[kitty45]

GRANTED: but the pink stuff is your blood
I WISH FOR JAPAN TO BE OK!!!!!!!

[artimies7]

Granted, but now the U.S. is now in yet another war. You are drafted. You die in combat.

I wish for a large teddy bear.

[KingOfArmagio]

Granted. A giant, large, EVIL teddy bear noms you.

I wish for i wish for i wish for i wish for i wish for i wish for....... etc. etc.

[Five In One]

Granted, but you're still never getting out of that infinite loop I trapped you in. (My plan worked so well I made you think you were doing it because you felt like it... but I was pulling the strings all along...)

I wish I could get this thing out of my eye. It's been bugging me for the past four days, for Pete's sake! (I just hope the thing that's bugging my eye doesn't turn out to actually be my eye!)

[SickTanicK]

Granted but you find out it's Glaucoma. (Might have misspelled.)
I wish my plants would grow and become magical and do what I tell them to do and... Damn this is gonna turn out bad huh?

[artimies7]

Granted, but they do it extremely slowly. You die before they respond 200 years later, leaving them to just sit there all of eternity.


I wish that I could remember to wish.

[ztormtrooper]

granted i rip your skull in half and put a paper with remember to wish on it and kill you

I wish to live on Kokomo