Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[artimies7]

Granted, no corruption needed because this is a selfless wish that I personally would like to come true.

I wish that my plants would actually grow.

[ztormtrooper]

granted they grow into man eating potatoes

i wish for a ball lightning

[KingOfArmagio]

Granted. A Ball Lightning strikes you in the face (should've been more specific, dude).

[SickTanicK]

Granted. But then two more tsunami's and another earthquake strikes. Not to mention the nuclear reactors... Now Japan hates you for your corrupted wish.
I wish for a golden Gundam... That actually works unlike some peoples... (JAPAN!)

[ztormtrooper]

granted but no one likes looking things up so settle for a fake gold stick

i wish....for.....a....pony....!!!

[kitty45]

Granted it flew away
I WISH FOR JAPAN TO E ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[RagingAlien]

Granted, japan now has an E form, and it is alright.

I wish for a Succubus.

[UTAlan]

Granted, but you have to log in to WoW to use it.

I wish for a dart board.

[Five In One]

Granted, but you're eternally taped to it. (Duct tape can do that under the right conditions. )

IwishIcouldtalkfasterinreallife.

[ztormtrooper]

granted i understood it as i want aids so you get aids

i wish people would use space(no mispell)

[Five In One]

Granted,          but          they          use          space          like          this.

I wish I could do something vaguely.

[ztormtrooper]

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