Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[artimies7]

Granted, but it gets lost in the red tape of government.

I wish for no red tape of government.

[ztormtrooper]

granted the tape is now blue

i wish for some blue gum

[artimies7]

Granted, but its Hitler's gum, and some old Nazi remnants kill you for touching it.

I wish for funny stuff.

[ztormtrooper]

granted you get a piece of paper with funny stuff written on it

i wish....

[artimies7]

Granted, but....

I wish for a new computer.

[ztormtrooper]

you get a 1950 computer(its new to you)

i wish because i can

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, you get a can.

I wish for a suitcase.

[ztormtrooper]

you get a box for a suite

i wish for a canned box

[kitty45]

Granted it is full of posin
I wish to HAVE an epic 

[ztormtrooper]

granted it has epic tatooed on it

i wish my card mud golem will be in the game of elements the game

[artimies7]

Granted, but it's so crappy, nobody uses it.

I wish for spring.

[kitty45]

granted spring for 1 hour
I WISH FOR JAPAN TO BE ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1