Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Cel]

Granted, but you can't eat him or you'll be sent to prison for homicide.

I wish my imagination was less twisted.

[einherjar145]

Granted but it lasted for a sec then it became more like 
I wish for O_O

[ztormtrooper]

granted you get two circles and 1 stick

i wish for a fish on a dish with garlic

[UTAlan]

Granted, but the fish has been out for a few days and makes you sick.

I wish for a Spring Break.

[einherjar145]

Granted,but since spring broke u dont get Spring break
i wish for a snuggle from a girl.

[ztormtrooper]

granted you mom gives you a snuggie

i wish for a photon to be immoliated

[artimies7]

Granted, but it's your photon, and you get no quanta from it.

I wish for a pencil.

[scauduro221095]

granted but it has no lead
i wish for a 5 string bass guitar

[artimies7]

Granted, but Ozzy Ozbourne breaks it over your head, and then Jack Frost beats you to death with your own leg.

I wish for lead in my pencil.

[Five In One]

Granted, but it gets inserted sideways.

I wish this thread would survive long enough to make one more post on here. (Come on... make it an even hundred...)

[TheForbiddenOracle]

Granted, but the Mods come and lock this thread

I wish War would start...

[Five In One]

Granted, but then it ends right then and there.

(Yes! 100 posts here!)

I wish War would start, too...