Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[KingOfArmagio]

Granted. But in that moment, zanz deleted all the cards excpet one, so you get one upgrade. Then all the others come back, unupped.

I wish.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but you get,

I wish the n00bs on this site weren't so n00bish, and the vets wouldn't leave.

[Cel]

Granted, but seeing as your a hero member... you leave too.
I wish all the elements would combine into a super element which only I can use.

[KingOfArmagio]

Granted. 'Super' now means 'Total S***'.

I wish for a better forum game.

[einherjar145]

Granted, but it's not in the arcade
I wish for no wishes

[Five In One]

Granted, but you crushed millions of little children's dreams.  Are you happy now?

I wish that wishes were back so the children could be happy again. 

[kitty45]

Granted: I love this wish
I wish for a A+ on all tests

[Five In One]

Granted, but you get an F on everything else.

I wish I had a time machine.

[ztormtrooper]

granted you get a machine that produces tiem quanta

i wish for a fish

[scauduro221095]

granted but it is rotten
i wish for a new thread

[Cel]

Granted, but it's boooring.
I wish I had perfectly made cheesecake factory cheesecake.

[UTAlan]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner.