Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[scauduro221095]

Granted but it didnt save so you lose it when you get off
i wish i never got tired so i could play elements for ever

[UTAlan]

Granted, but it cost you your computer.

I wish for my very own moon.

[Five In One]

Granted, but it gets closer and closer to the Earth to hug you, and the result is you being crushed between Earth and the Moon. And, the destruction of Earth I guess.

I wish I was eating dinner right now.

[artimies7]

Granted, but the dinner is putrid crap.

I wish for a vacation.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, you get an unpaid vacation to a volcano.

I wish for my own planet.

[UTAlan]

Granted, you get no wish.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish you saw my wish.

[Five In One]

Granted, but I don't grant it, either.

I wish upon a star.

[Funkyvenom]

There's nothing to grant. BTW, stars are flaming orbs of gas. Wishing on one won't do you any good.

I wish for marshmallow cream

[Five In One]

Granted, but marshmallow-flavored sour cream doesn't taste as good as you'd think...

I wish I had 100 posts here.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, IF you post 48 more posts.

I wish for ultrakillz

[scauduro221095]

granted but you ultrakill yourself
i wish for a new computer