Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[kitty45]

granted but they turn into relics
i wish to be awesome

[Funkyvenom]

granted, you turn into me. Then, I kill you because there can only be one me.

I wish to win the stupid tournament on Saturday even though my deck is lacking some important cards.

[kitty45]

Granted: but it was fake
I wish I wasn't dead anymore

[UTAlan]

Granted, but now you're undead.

I wish I could make a team in the War.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, you make team fire, they win, but then you wake up and it was all a dream (except for the part where fire wins).

I wish for the immediate destruction of everyone who I don't like.

[UTAlan]

Granted, but they come back as zombies and eat your brains.

I wish Texas would win the NCAA Tourney.

[Five In One]

Granted, but I don't know what that is, so they win the National Cooking Athletes Association Tourney.

I wish I knew what the NCAA Tourney was.

[kitty45]

Granteed; wait I do not know what it is
I wish for all the  in the game

[scauduro221095]

Granted you spend it all on upping relics.
I wish i had the knowledge SG has.

[Five In One]

Granted, but the mass intake of all of that knowledge turns your brain into liquid.

I wish I got on Team Darkness for WAR III.

[ztormtrooper]

granted but you died on teh way there

i wish for nothingness

[scauduro221095]

granted but the nothingness gets bored and creates something
I wish for karma from everyone