Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[artimies7]

Granted, but the apathy kills you.

I wish to not be dead in a cardboard box anymore.

[ztormtrooper]

granted your dead in the ocean

i wish to be king of teh oceans

[kitty45]

Granted: but all your cards turn into relics

I wish to be on a epic 

[ztormtrooper]

Granted: but all your cards turn into relics

I wish to be on a epic 

hmm cards have nothing to do with being kind of the oceans
 anyway i had no cards of value so you made me money hahahah

granted yo uare on an epic and it kills you

i wish for the meaning of 101001010101001010101010101010101010101001011001011111010100100010101010101010101010101010

[artimies7]

Granted. It's a bunch of numbers. No corruption needed.

i wish that I could keep up with all these forum games.

[ztormtrooper]

granted but your head exploded before it was effective

i wish to exceed the number of post five in one has on this thread

[artimies7]

Granted, but 5 in 1 kills you for it.

I wish that my head was no longer exploded.

[ztormtrooper]

granted? but you have no head to figure out how to type that message so you would know how to do it and thus you dont have it

i wish for five in one to die

[Five In One]

Granted, but you die first. In addition, I still have four more lives left.

I wish I had the most posts here again.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, until you're banned for no reason at all.

I wish for 4.

[ztormtrooper]

granted did you wish for a rhino riding a unicycle riding a potato general's cap on a pirate ship killing you? no oh welll

i wish i was a potato in a sandwich that no one will eat

[UTAlan]

Granted, but you've been recruited into your own navy.

I wish I had more nymphs.