Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[sbluen]

Granted. 7 periods are placed on a sheet of paper in front of you.
Sentences in passive tense are wished for by me.

[Five In One]

Granted, but you'll have to wait for them. They'll come eventually.

I wish I got a bid for my war application.

[kitty45]

Granted you get a FAKE bid like I got a lot
I wish to get on team light

[Five In One]

Wish granted, but it turns out that the rest of Team Light has no idea how to play the game at all, and as such your team is the first one out.

I wish people would notice my new Slave application.

[ztormtrooper]

granted america notices it and you go to texas

i wish to rule texas

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but I wipe texas off the face of the earth. no more texas=no more ruling for you

I wish for 17 stealthy scorpions to silently sting the next one to post.

[artimies7]

Granted, but the Texans' ghosts revolt for being dead and take all the poisons.

I wish for a large swamp monster.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it appears 2 feet from a black hole. bye bye swamp monster!

I wish for more scorpions that are loyal to me.enough to fight back anything that stands in their way. Even texas ghosts.

[artimies7]

Granted, but they begin pondering the meaning of life, thus locking themselves in an infinite loop, thus allowing me to kill them.

I wish for a fluffy puppy.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, teh puppez iz fluffy wid steel wuul.

I wishez I cud tok noramalee.

[ztormtrooper]

granted? i have no clue what you said but ok however you die.

i wish for an army of random people that has brainz and aren't loyal to me

[artimies7]

Granted. They kill you.

I wish for blue.