Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[artimies7]

Granted, but the potatoes are microscopic.

I wish for duct tape.

[ztormtrooper]

granted you get sticky ducks(didnt you already wish for this)

i wish for meh to die

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, a guy named 'meh' dies.

I wish that I could be a super sayan.

[ztormtrooper]

granted you are a shelless turtle named 'super sayan'

i wish to play poker and lose(no money lost)

[Five In One]

Granted. No money was lost, because the winner gets to keep the loser's soul instead.

I wish we didn't have daylight savings time. Think of what I could do in the hour I'm losing here!

[ztormtrooper]

granted but there is less food becuase farmers don't have enough time and thus you caused worse starvation and killed of 3rd world countries.

i wish for a poker match between bill gates, Notch(minecraft) and Zanzario

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, you're a chip.
I wish for fuzz.

[SickTanicK]

Granted, but it's in your belly button.
I wish for a shoebox. Empty.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it is made of metal on top of a really tall hill in the middle of a lightning storm. When you go to retrieve it, you get struck by lightning.

I wish for the disembodied heads of ztormtrooper and five in one.

[Five In One]

Granted, but then you find out how hideously ugly and annoying we are in person.

I wish I would get bid on when the War Auctions begin.

[kitty45]

granted: but you made your team lose
I wish to have 1000 nymphs

[Five In One]

Granted, but they are glitched and when you play them they make your opponent win.

I wish for something.