Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Funkyvenom]

granted, you play the role of the onlooker

I wish for a lobster

[ztormtrooper]

granted you gt a lobster and it eats you

i wish for potatoes that i dont eat

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but they are 500 stories tall and they crush you

I wish for 

[likelinker]

Granted, you get 100%  Chaos seed cast on you!

I wish for a zombie

[ztormtrooper]

granted he eats your brains

i wish for potatoes the worse the better

[kitty45]

Granted: but the tast HORRIBLE
 I wish for a 100% on my essay

[ztormtrooper]

Granted: but the tast HORRIBLE
 I wish for a 100% on my essay

you didnt corrupt my wish i said the worse the better and you did what i said

anyway granted but you burn your essay because it was too good

i wish for me to die

[Five In One]

Granted, assuming you were using reverse psychology and wanted the wish to be corrupted into something like eternal life. So your wish was granted, and now you're dead.

I wish more people knew what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was. And yes, it is a word. I checked.

[likelinker]

Granted, all people now know it better than you.

I wish for a hot cup of my favourite cinnamon tea with flavour of datles and honey. And it tastes great and it isn't poisoned 

[einherjar145]

Granted,but it was filled with 100% pure  seeds
I wish for someone to corrupt my wish

[ztormtrooper]

granted but you were squished by a rhino with an umbrella on a ship with a monkey army hugging the rhino

i wish for reverse psychology

[Funkyvenom]

granted, your mind turns inside out and you go insane.

I wish for a million angry scorpions that are entirely loyal to me to sting the next poster to death