Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. You get a jar of dirt that has been infested with maggots and malignant cells.

I wish for Chuck Norris to take revenge on the whole world.

[likelinker]

Granted. Chuck Norris will take revenge on the whole world, and start with you.

I wish for someone, who will clean my aquarium instead of me. I hate fish shits.

[SickTanicK]

Granted but if you let this someone, they will break it.
I wish for Goku to finally lose to Vegeta!

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. Goku lost a game of chess to Vegeta.

I wish for Vegeta to die!! MWAHAHA!!!

[SickTanicK]

Granted, but they just wish him back like everyone else.
I wish for a dragonball! Only one... No I don't know why.

[ztormtrooper]

granted you get a soccer ball with dragon written on it'

i wish for a pet dragon that eats me

[likelinker]

Granted. The draon will eat you, but it will throw you out. You've been bad.

I wish to make a wish that noone can corrupt.

[ztormtrooper]

granted but since you wished for that your uncorruptable wishes is now 0

i wish for the dragon to eat me again

[likelinker]

Granted. The draon will eat you again, but it will throw you out. You've been bad. AGAIN. The dragon won't eat you anymore.

I wish I never linked my old account to Kongregate.

[ztormtrooper]

granted but you do it again

i wish for the dragon to eat me again no matter what(one piece though)

[SickTanicK]

Granted. The dragon does eat one piece, your genitalia.
I wish that I owned the dragon.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but it barfs on everything you own, and you have to clean it, but when you're done, it barfs on it again.

I wish for a pet phoenix in real life.