Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[SickTanicK]

Granted. You get good, clean, non-corrupted potatoes... but they are made of wax.
I wish for a magical power that's so amazing that even corrupting it doesn't make it bad in any way.

[ztormtrooper]

granted but your  magical power is on alpha centauri

i wish for pie that is actually pie and is uncorruptable, is on earth nex to me is clean and good

[Luminous Umbra]

Granted, but a meteor strikes, crushing you with the pie.

I wish for an uncorruptable, inanimate Morning Glory (The weapon from Elements and nothing else) that is right next to me and that cannot hurt me in any way, shape or form.

[ztormtrooper]

granted but a meteor crushes you

i wish to know what to wish for

[Funkyvenom]

antd, yu wshhhhhhhhhhhhhfor my eternal happinesss.

I wih ffffffor a new      keboard. (seriusly thoug, tis one s crap)

[Five In One]

Granted, but every key is a "W" key. Even the space bar.

I wish I had the skills of the most amazing lawyer on Earth so I could word my wishes so that there is little to no backlash from them.

[ztormtrooper]

granted you are a lawyer and your wishes now suck wait thats not what you wanted oh welll

i wish for eternal sadness for funkyvenom 

[Luminous Umbra]

Granted, but that sadness eventually turns to anger and you become the target of said anger.

I wish for the next poster in this thread after me to be turned into a pencil upon typing "granted" or any misspellings, synonyms, or any other type of word that means "granted".

[ztormtrooper]

granted but since im not a literal poster im not a pencil

i wish for Luminous Umbra to be a pencil

[Luminous Umbra]

Granted, but the wish only lasts 10 seconds.

I wish for the wish of the person that grants my wish to not be able to be granted.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, so I wish for two wishes.

I wish---oh wait. It can't be granted.

I wish for some cool sunglasses.

[sbluen]

So do I. I wish for my sunglasses to forever have a temperature of 65 degrees farenheit.