Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but they live on pluto so you can't have them.

I wish for a billion

[Five In One]

Granted, but due to my poor eyesight I confuse "billion" with "Bill", the creepiest guy in existance. He never leaves your side.

I wish I knew how eyes can live on Pluto, and why it's not a planet.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, they are mutant eyes living on that rock in space that is not a planet because it is just a rock in space. I didn't corrupt your wish. oh well.

I wish for 50 m&ms.

[Five In One]

Granted. Wait... did you say you had a peanut allergy, because those are Peanut M&M's. What's that, you don't? You do now. ...You say you already swallowed them? I'll call an ambulance.

I wish my vocal cords weren't skipping-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing---

[Funkyvenom]

grant-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed m-ine-ine-ine-ine-ine a-re-re-re-re-re-re n-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow

I wi-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh I cou-ld-ld-ld-ld-ld st-op-op-op-op-op-op-op!!!!

[Five In One]

Granted-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed.

I wish-ish-ish that it wasn't time to d-d-d-d------d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. It was time to duel 2 seconds ago. You missed the duel, so SG locked you in her 'secret' basement (basement under her basement).

I wish I could get Five In One out.

[Funkyvenom]

...I would grant it, but SG isn't letting me

I wish for a vending machine 3.0

[Funkyvenom]

I mean 5.0

[ztormtrooper]

granted it falls on you and you fall to hell

i wish to be cold resistant

[killybob]

granted but since there is, to speak accurately, no such thing as cold - simply lack of heat - nothing about you changes!

i wish for a pizza

[Five In One]

Granted, but it's predigested. Gross.

I wish there were 8 days in a week, with 3 being part of the weekend.