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killybob · « **Reply #396 on:** March 06, 2011, 12:38:13 am »

granted. you forget it and so does everyone else so they just settle with retard

i wish i was chuck norris!

artimies7 · « **Reply #397 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:07:51 am »

Granted, but the real Chuck Norris finds out about you and tries to kill you, thus destroying the universe.

I wish for mad TV watching skills.

killybob · « **Reply #398 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:16:09 am »

granted. you spend the rest of your eternal existence watching mad TVs

i wish for a clone

kitty45 · « **Reply #399 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:31:15 am »

Granted: but it expodes
I wish my picture of a kitkatt bar will show up

artimies7 · « **Reply #400 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:43:00 am »

Granted, but it's so ugly, everybody dies who looks at it.

I wish that my ideas wouldn't get shut down for format errors by admins.

ztormtrooper · « **Reply #401 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:47:57 am »

granted your ideas get shut down becuase or grammar errors

i wish to be healthy

Funkyvenom · « **Reply #402 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:49:34 am »

granted, but I fired a bullet at you which is now 1 centimeter from your head.

I wish for Skittles.

ztormtrooper · « **Reply #403 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:55:37 am »

granted you now have a skittle set to play with(its like bowling)

i wish for cookies

Funkyvenom · « **Reply #404 on:** March 06, 2011, 02:14:11 am »

granted, but they are charred black.

I wish for a staple

ztormtrooper · « **Reply #405 on:** March 06, 2011, 02:24:34 am »

granted you have the fiber of cotton

i wish for potatoes

Funkyvenom · « **Reply #406 on:** March 06, 2011, 03:10:19 am »

granted, but they live on Pluto.

I wish for some dynamite, that is not about to blow me up.

Five In One · « **Reply #407 on:** March 06, 2011, 03:53:56 am »

Granted. It has a timer. Is that 00:01, or 00:07? My eyes aren't what they used to be. Speaking of which...

I wish for better eyes.