Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[killybob]

granted but to clean it we had to mix it with antiseptic and so it's now completely unusable by humans or any other species

i wish for a granary

[ztormtrooper]

granted but we used dirty steel so we clean it and the chemicals will destroy any food in it

i wish for an antiseptic free river

[killybob]

granted. due to the lack of anti septic the river is filthy and so completely unusable. added to that it is on mars.

i wish for a giant model of the lava golem

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it comes with real lava. when you see it, you are so happy that you run up and hug it. ouch.

I wish for a new pencil

[killybob]

granted. unfortunately it also is on mars along with the septic river.

i wish for trains

[ztormtrooper]

granted its on pluto

 i wish to be cold proof with no defects

[Funkyvenom]

granted. we have proof that you are freezing cold.

I wish for

[lolicjj]

Granted. It change to    once you touch it.
I wish for 5k

[killybob]

granted but it is immediately deposited into my account

i wish for 

[SickTanicK]

Granted. But everyone realizes it's just an Elements clone and you never get anyone to join, so everyone just plays Elements.
I wish for Friday to be here.

[ztormtrooper]

granted mr friday is with you

i wish for me to be at 98.6 F at all times unless sick, and cold proof

[killybob]

granted. you are walking along, every so proud or your unique temperature when you fall down a well and break your neck.

i wish for a giant elephant