Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[killybob]

granted. you forgot about it and now it's maggot infested!

i wish for a prosthetic head!

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted, but someone else needs a prosthetic head, and the moment you leave the operating table that person steals it.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[Funkyvenom]

granted. You wish for my eternal happiness. It's granted too.

I wish for some uncorrupted Neapolitan ice cream

[davidy22]

Granted. You only get a little bit.

I wish I could perform a preemptive cache recovery in case of a possible buffer overflow when I forget to code in garbage collection. And that the next poster will have no idea wha I just said so that they can't corrupt it.

[Funkyvenom]

 ??? granted...you explode

I wish for spaghetti to go with my ice cream

[davidy22]

Granted. Kim Jeong Il wants his spagetti back.

I wish could teleport.

[TheIdioticIdiot]

Granted. Kim Jeong Il wants his spagetti back.

I wish could teleport.

granted, you can only teleport to North Korea, and can't teleport out...

I wish we don't make any more references to North Korea

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. We make references to South Korea instead.

I wish that Funkyvenom's eternal happiness wasn't eternal.

[Five In One]

Granted. Now Funkyvenom isn't immortal, making his happiness mortal as well. Of course, he was mortal to begin with, so... you basically wasted a wish.

I wish Funkyvenom was immortal.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. I changed my name to Funkyvenom

I wish that was on the in-game 'Pick Your Element' screen.

[az4rel]

granted but it is unclickable.

i wish for more mrs, lovett meat pie

[ztromtrooper]

granted but we ran out of mayonnaise

I wish for a potato