Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Funkyvenom]

granted, it's so hot though, that it incinerated itself while it was on your face, burning it horribly.

I wish for some ice cream.

[Five In One]

Granted, but it's so cold that it freezes the air around you while it was on you face, and encases you in a block of ice at absolute zero.

Now that Funkyvenom got me thinking about ice cream, I wish I had some ice cream, too, but not as cold as his.

[az4rel]

ok you got hot ice cream also called cream, by the way it is poop flavor.

I wish I knew if the clown is dead yet.

[SickTanicK]

Granted. You now know the clown is immortal.
I wish for.... MORTAL KOMBAT!

[TheIdioticIdiot]

granted, you got owned

I wish I can corrupt my own wish.

[Five In One]

Granted, but... wait... if I'm granting this wish, that means I get to corrupt it, too. So it's not granted. But if I don't grant it, you could corrupt it, so the wish is granted. But if I'm granting this wish...

I wish I wouldn't try to find the end of that cycle.

[SickTanicK]

Granted but I do try to figure out the end of the cycle and actually manage to somehow...
I wish to become omnipotent!

[TheIdioticIdiot]

granted, everyone else got the same "treatment" (in other words, everyone is omnipotent, so u r still just ordinary in comparison...)

I wish I know the end of that cycle...

[SickTanicK]

Granted, but right afterwards you get MIB mind-wiped.
I wish for a wish that wasn't a wish but was a wish that didn't require wishing.

[TheIdioticIdiot]

granted, you lost your mind, ending up in an asylum, where they give everything you need (so you don't have to wish for anything), and you don't have the mind to wish either

I wish I can wish for a wish that was corrupted by myself

[kitty45]

Granted:But you broke the rules and were banned from forum games
I wish for chocolate

[TheIdioticIdiot]

granted, rotten chocolate filled with feces
why so gruesome you ask? cuz you got me banned from forum games, this post was posted after hacking...

I wish I get un-banned