Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Five In One]

Granted. Great job. You prevented the universe from being created. How will we play Elements now?

I wish my dinner was ready.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but your recently-acquired dog starts to eat it.
I wish for more time.

[sbluen]

Granted. Your opponent will now have 5 times as much time to finish his turn.

I still wish for GG to become a member of Girls Generation.

[Five In One]

Granted, but I can't think due to lack of sleep and some random person named Gregory Garrett becomes the member instead.

I wish I had more upgraded cards for the tournament tomorrow.

[Stickmasterluke]

Granted. You sell all of your cards to build a single, half upped deck. Then you realize that your deck does not fit the other requirements.

I wish I was as cool as this guy. --> 8)

[EpicFirestorm]

Granted, but its not cool enough to stop you from being bagged.

I wish I was the best playa in da whole world! MWAHAHAHAHA!

[Midnar]

Granted: every other player dies, you're the best. Oh, and AI other than the level 0 AI also stop working. Time for you to grind lvl 0 

I wish for three more wishes and chocolate.

[Sintendo337]

Granted, but your 3 extra wishes wish ffor 3 squares of chocolate, they melt before you can eat them.

I wish for a nymph tomorrow from the oracle.

[az4rel]

granted if  you use the oracle tomorrow you will have an aether nymph, sadly the Internet will die tonight and reborn in 3 days.

I wish I was as popular as jebus.

[Five In One]

Granted, but everyone on Earth and Mars has amnesia and forgets who jebus is.

I wish I wasn't fading awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

[TheIdioticIdiot]

granted, u are now gone (so you are not fading away any more, u r faded already)

I wish my wish won't be corrupted

[Five In One]

Wish DENIED! A wish that never happens can't be corrupted.

I wish I would remember to blink every hour or so when I use the forums.