Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Camoninja]

granted, you get a penny!
I wish for a vending machine.

[rsnail]

Granted but it only has (Expensive) rocks in it


I Wish for Fish

[artimies7]

Granted, but they're sharks.

I wish for superpowers.

[lolicjj]

Granted, it was talking without stopping, lasts 1 second.
I wish i could eat lot of cakes and breads.

[artimies7]

Granted, but you can't stop once you start, so you explode from all the mass in your stomach.

I wish for a new webcam.

[killybob]

granted. it breaks the second it sees your face

i wish for unlimited redeem codes

[killybob]

granted. because i'm granting my own stuff i don't get corrupted

i wish for unlimited corruptibility

[Five In One]

Granted, but it also comes with unlimited guilt for doing so.

I wish I had a job.

[doublecross]

Granted, but that job is circumcising pigs that have leprosy.
I wish for the power to make emoticons stop moving.

[Five In One]

Granted, but now people are angry at you for screwing up the forum.

I wish I was invisible.

[doublecross]

Hey, who said that? Oh well, I probably imagined it. Guess I'd better not answer.

I wish that my friends weren't all insane.

[XYTWO]

Granted, but now you're nuts instead.

I wish for fish that don't have legs.