Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Stickmasterluke]

Granted. Infact.. you get soo many puppies that you get fined and The puppies are taken away to be put down due to the lack of new homes for them.

I wish for a life time supply of frosted mini wheats.

[killybob]

granted. the are dispatched on top of your head.

i wish for something exciting (good kind of exciting) to happen

[kitty45]

Granted: Everyone gets a cookie with poison in it
I wish to have a replay on all the topics i posted on

[killybob]

granted but the topics are so large now that it takes up the rest of your life.

i wish i were a butterfly

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, you're the butterfly on the butterfly effect card, doomed to spend his life being played by noobs.
I wish for more puppies!

[Five In One]

Granted. Didn't you learn your lesson the first time?

I wish my dog wasn't so yappy.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, it's MUCH yappier.

I wish for a perfectly safe doughnut of average size that won't kill me or maim me or harm me in any way.

[Five In One]

Granted, but it tastes AWFUL!!!

I wish I could find what I wanted on Google.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but before you can click on it, an EMP goes off and destroys every on computer in the state(it was really, really big)

I wish my doughnut tasted good.

[Five In One]

Granted, but the chemicals used to make it taste good also act as a very painful and deadly neurotoxin. You only realize this after you finish the doughnut.

I wish for inspiration.

[Stickmasterluke]

Granted. You get suicidal inspiration.

I wish to win my next tournament.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but you are the only one in it and there are no prizes.

I wish for some chapstick