Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[yee]

Granted, but you got stuffed inside and so it's not emty anymore.

I wish to know something new.

[Aves]

Granted. Nothing is something, so you learn nothing new.
I wish to achieve greatness.

[1chase1997]

Granted. You achieve greatness over grating.
I wish for Tstar to update mafia.

[yee]

Granted, but it won't happen any time soon.

I wish for a full set of shards including new SoS.

[0gr0]

Granted, but you need to pay 30$
I wish for a Banana Phone!!!

[1chase1997]

Granted, but your dog eats the banana phone.
I wish for it to be summer again right now.

[yee]

Granted, summer starts at the other side of Earth.

I wish to be able to use cheats in Elements and not become banned.

[artimies7]

Granted. Hackers kill your computer.

I wish for peanut butter.

[yee]

Granted, it got eaten by hungry squirrels.

I wish for a pet squirrel.

[0gr0]

Granted, but he hates you
I wish for an entropony

[yee]

Granted, but as I am not familiar with that word, I just give you note with "entropony" written on it.

I wish to know all the words and their meanings in all languages.

[artimies7]

Granted. But now the only speech that you can muster is swearing in Finnish. The army of Finland kills you.

I wish that I had more hours in the night to sleep.