Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[NikaZaslavsky]

Granted, it falls on you

I wish I had a tongue

[0gr0]

Granted, but you accidentally swallow it
I wish i could be the most intelligent human

[TheForbiddenOracle]

Granted but jealous doctors sneak in at the middle of the night to perform brain surgery to get you down to average level.
I wish for all the Trial Final Battles to be epic

[NikaZaslavsky]

Granted, but you miss all of them

I wish I could spectate all of the final battles

[0gr0]

Granted, but you have alzheimer
I wish i could play "Grand Theft Elements"

[Aves]

Granted, but it was created by a hacker and a virus goes crazy in your system.
I wish that pi equaled 3 and not 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510...

[Camoninja]

Granted, but all circles turn into triangles. (This means cross sections of spheres too so they turn into tetrahedrons [tetrahedra?]). You happen to be on the point when the wish was granted. Good luck not losing your balance!

I wish I were a poltergeist. At least for a day, if not forever when I die.

[Aves]

Granted, but you can only manipulate things for microseconds at a time before they revert back to normal.
I wish anime was better.

[yee]

Granted, but you get Megaton-punch in the face.

I wish for a seagull.

[mildlyfrightenedboy]

Granted, but you get Megaton-punch in the face.

I wish for a seagull.

Granted, it is dead.
I wish for a cupcake.

[jd17]

Granted but its your black licorice flavor.
I wish for a descent internet connection.

[CPU24/7]

Granted - But you have to pay!
I wish for a glass of cocoa.