Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[0gr0]

Granted, but you forgot it in the washer
I wish for a Phoenix Omelette

[Aves]

Granted, but it's toxic and you can't go near it.
I wish for the upgraded form of Miracle to drop the 'Improved' part.

[KingOfArmagio]

Granted. It comes up as Unimproved Miracle: no upgrade at all. Damn you.

I wish for ultimate necromancy powarz.

[Aves]

Granted. You get a boneyard. Unfortunately, you don't have any
I wish for scrambled fate eggs.

[0gr0]

Granted, but they are all phoenix eggs
i wish the best wish ever

[Aves]

Granted, but it's only the best wished ever in the microsecond you posted it.
I wish for La Corde by Yann Tiersen to be easier to play.

[Jocko]

Granted. You forget how to play, so you can't play it either.
I wish to be a chess grandmaster.

[Kizerrezik]

Granted. No one plays chess anymore.
I wish for a large collection of new movies.

[Aves]

Granted. They're all terrible.
I insert

[yee]

Granted. They're all terrible.
I insert

Wrong game, you must make a wish here.

[Aves]

Ach, yeah. I had both tabs open at the same time.
Anyways,
I wish that could be a mark.

[Jocko]

Granted. Its just a decorative mark and you lose all your games by using it.
I wish for a new piano.