Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Aves]

Granted, but you miss out on playing this awesome free online game called elementsthegame, and get nightmares as a result. :p
I wish that holy cow returned to the game.

[Cookiereaper]

granted, but 1st april is far away

i wish someone says something about my deck

[Aves]

Granted, but I didn't post it as a reply. (Edit: Okay, you do deserve a reply But what I said about your deck isn't in my reply)
I wish that I could post a deck that gets into the top 50 in Gold League.

[Cookiereaper]

granted, but your deck gets into the IAAF Golden League

i wish i could play dota

[ZergKing]

granted, but you are always subjected to hackers

i wish the new SCII Expansion wont have any new playable races

[Aves]

Granted, but only because all races have been removed from SC and have been replaced by a real-time depiction on the growth of grass.
I wish that nobody would reply to this wish.

[maverixk]

Granted, but then somebody does. 
I wish that I hadn't replied to this thread.

[Aves]

Granted, but that only happened before 3:25:12 GMT.
I wish that I could count to infinity.

[yee]

Granted, start counting and end when you reach infinity.

I wish I would know what to wish for.

[NikaZaslavsky]

Granted, you know that you wish for humans to invade EtG

I wish I was a piece of pie

[Jocko]

Granted *noms pie*
I wish for another piece of Nika-pie.

[NikaZaslavsky]

Granted, but the pie tastes like cardboard

I wish I could turn anything into pie