Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ZergKing]

granted, but you are in soviter russia so it plays in YOU

i wish to know what FNORD means

[Camoninja]

Granted, it means Flying Ninja Orbit Radiation Damage. I'm fairly certain that's not the answer you wanted because I just made it up on the spot.

I wish for omniscience.

[ZergKing]

granted but it only applies to your body

i wish to have OMNIPOTENTS

[Xenocidius]

Granted, but you try to make a rock so heavy that even you can't lift it. The universe explodes.

I wish for this topic to stop giving me notifications.

[yee]

Granted, but you get notification about it every 5 min.

I wish to be an eternal tree.

[ZergKing]

granted, ut it is cut down to be made into some other religion's holy book

i wish that materia existed in real life

[yee]

Granted, but it is made of ordinary matter.

I wish to get some flowers.

[sbluen]

Granted. You get a bunch of flowers that smell like rotten meat, like these ones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphophallus_titanum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphophallus_titanum).

I wish for revenge to be upon ZergKing for not  really granting that wish. No offense intended, I just wanted to see what happens

[yee]

Granted: ZergKing gets beatn up by some street gangs, but you were beaten up with him.

I wish that my wish won't be corruped.

[Bird man]

Granted. Your wish was to contract a horrible venereal disease that disgusted your freinds and family so much, they all stopped talking to you, which caused you to go into a spiraling depression that ended with you taking your own life through the use of a very elaborate and slow working torture device.

I wish I didn't have such a sick mind

[ZergKing]

granted, but it gets AIDs

i wish for that revenge to be revenged

[Bird man]

granted, but after that revenge is exacted, I go to heaven and live out eternity in bliss   

I wish I could my body could be impervious to any harm