Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ZergKing]

granted but you cant watch

i wish for another season of family guy

[yee]

Granted, but it won't air where you live for a 2 years and coppyrights won't allow nobody to upload them on the internet.

I wish I could meet the Mythbusters.

[ZergKing]

granted, but only in your dreams

i wish for the ability to have *** with whoever i want

[Calindu]

Granted,but you will be gay.

I wish to corrupt more wishes.

[Jangoo]

Granted, but you end up failing your term-papers because you spent too much time at the EtG-forums.


I wish I can watch Futurama when the new season comes out.

[Xenocidius]

Granted, but it gets cancelled again.

I wish for a perfectly ordinary dog, with absolutely nothing out of the ordinary about it.

[Jocko]

Granted, but its old and it dies.
I wish for a totally strange dog, with absolutely nothing ordinary about it.

[artimies7]

Granted, but its face looks like this:


I wish for the color purple.

[ZergKing]

granted but it is yellow

i wish for this wish to be granted in some way, shape, or form.

[artimies7]

Granted, but you die.

I wish for my purple to not be yellow anymore.

[Calindu]

Granted but will be green.

I wish to keep your purple green.

[silux]

granted but your thumbs are broken

I wish i could eat a potato