Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[918273645]

Granted but your username becomes ZergKing for that post.

I wish I was the first post on page 101.

[ZergKing]

granted but you dont think you are
i wish to be able to beat Dragon Age on Nightmare

[Calindu]

Granted but it's the demo version.

I wish for a red button.

[ZergKing]

granted, but it is obviously blue

i wish for a red button

[Jocko]

Granted, but its rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreal blue.
I wish for a blue button.

[ZergKing]

granted but it is a red button and i take it

i wish for a yellow button

[yee]

Granted, but you are glued to it.

I wish for new intresting book, that I can read.

[ZergKing]

granted but it has no words.

I wish for a thousand thousands

[artimies7]

Granted. You get a thousand thousand bricks. On top of your head.

I wish that I wasn't so sleepy right now.

[ZergKing]

granted, but you are being chased by rabid chihuahuas

i wish for an idea to wish for

[yee]

Granted,but you can only look and drool how good wishes other have.

I wish to get a present.

[Jangoo]

Granted, but it's a dull book about English noblefolk in victorian times
who rival for giving the best garden-party.

I wish for another season of Futurama!