Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ZergKing]

granted, but you must sleep to go without sleep, this includes going to bed at 6 p.m. to get enough sleep to go for 5 hours without sleep.

i wish for a awesomely sexy female prostitute  to appear before where it is not attached to me or any other item and is in a place easily retrievable. This said female prostitute  will also not be broken or inoperable in any way shape or form. Also, it may not be stolen from any being.This may also never be stolen from me or removed from my ownership by any other person than myself. If it ever is i get two under these exact terms. Must not carry any diseases either.

[yee]

Granted, but you are super poor, with no money and she only likes rich men.

I wish I could wish an uncorruptable wish.

[Calindu]

Granted but doesn't makes anything.

I wish for a random good wish.

[ZergKing]

granted, but your death causes no one to mourn

i wish for the wish before mine to be a wish about death

[Calindu]

Granted but i don't know what to give you.

I wish for nothing.

[DrOctaganapus2]

Granted but 19 out of the 26 buttons dont work.

I wish I could have a pet otyugh that only eats thing that I command it to eat

[ZergKing]

granted, but the first thing it eats gives it a tummy ache and it dies

i wish for some food that is not n any way shape or form poisoned or something i dont like

[artimies7]

Granted, but it's so dense, it causes a black hole to form in the center of your stomach.

I wish for a new webcam. That shoots lasers.

[Camoninja]

Granted, it shoots IR lasers, at presentation power. They're only good for interfering with a couple of remote control objects.

I wish I had reply #1188 to this thread

[agentflare]

Granted but your username becomes ZergKing for that post.

I wish for a genie that does not misinterpret my commands, is completely obediant to me and can grant wishes.

[artimies7]

Granted, but he's so lazy, you die before he can get around to popping out of his jar.

I wish that my lawn didn't need to be mowed so often.

[ZergKing]

granted, but it has to mow you twice as often, killing you

I wish to have reply  #1188