Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but you don't get a banana.

I wish I could fix everything at once.

[ZergKing]

granted, but only things that are already fixed

I wish for a tomahawk

[Jocko]

Granted, but i misread and you got Tony Hawk.
I wish to win BL.

[DrOctaganapus2]

Granted, you dont have the console for it.

I wish that I could summon big gorrila minions that act as security guards

[ZergKing]

granted, but they are security guards that are about to kill you.
I wish for Tony Hawk

[yee]

Granted, but he uses you as a skateboard.
I wish to see how T500 will work in game.

[Camoninja]

Granted, you have to wait til it comes out to see.

I wish I weren't sick anymore. Especially at the beginning of summer >.<

[lolicjj]

granted, but you get sick all day long at the winter.
I wish i could have a lily and daisies garden

[yee]

Granted, but it is overrun by ants and killerbees.

I wish for a happy ending.

[ZergKing]

granted, but it is for your best friend and not for you, you die lonely

i wish to be used as a skateboard

[lolicjj]

granted, you're a dumped skateboard.

i wish for more ideas for card challenges.

[ZergKing]

granted, but other people ave already done them

i wish for you to grant my wish