Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[sbluen]

Granted, but only in a parallel universe. In your world, however, the opposite happens -- I don't wish.

You know what I said. That's right, get back into your magic lamp.

[yee]

Granted, even though you didn't wish for it

I wish that next person would try to corrupt this wish.

[Elementalicious]

Granted, but in the process of corrupting your wish I grant it, so the Paradox Police kill you.

I wish for pie-flavoured pie.

[ZergKing]

granted, but it tastes like cake.

I wish to travel back in time and kill myself so i cant make this wish

[lolicjj]

Granted, but when you kill yourself you just want to wish again.
I wish for flying pancakes

[ZergKing]

ok but they are in soviet russia so they eat you

i wish for my wishes to be true to the intention and letter of the wish

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but your keyboard types random letters, and your brain intents to kill yourself.

I wish to be able to balance this, minecraft, the minecraft forum, epicduel, and elementsthegame.

[Smurrf]

Granted.  Here's a seesaw and a printer. Get to work!

I wish Pulverizer would finally come up in spins for me.

[lolicjj]

Granted, but on the next 50 years you didn't get any rares (including relics)
I wish Upgrading card will cost less 

[yee]

Granted, but for that you must restart your account and all the cards in bazaar will cost 100x their current price.

I wish for a new update.

[lolicjj]

Granted, but your computer doesn't support it.
I wish for a better chance of getting card on FG

[ZergKing]

granted, but only on weekends at exactly 6:30:43:99:50 p.m

i wish for the person before me to wish