Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, but you do something even worse.

I wish for a pizza.

[Flayne]

Granted, but it turns out the cheese is off.



I wish for a head band that does this:

                                            

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but the headband gives you diarreah.

I wish for  a tazer.

[Flayne]

granted but when you go to tazer someone, you accidently hold it the wrong way and it zaps you.



I wish for a mutant dragonfly/butterfly insect thing.

[Camoninja]

Granted, you have to give it to me after 30 seconds though.
I wish I had something interesting to do with it.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, that something is getting eaten by it.

I wish for a zillion momentomed Photons.

[spiritkirinblade]

Granted, An enemy firestorm destroys them all

I wish for fractal phase dragons

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but they're on my side.

I wish for a card of cardness.

[Camoninja]

I wish for a pegacorn, like in the Linear RPG. Not one of Chuck Norris's though.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish for a Mythbusters(R) mythbuster.

[Jen-i]

Granted but the paradox destroys the universe

I wish for one of those - see that thing right there - I want another of those.

[Fan of Rainbows]

You get a fiery dragon who seeks to burn you because he does not comprehend.

I wish for a Robotic Armada.