Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[SickTanicK]

Granted but shortly after it spontaneously combusts.
I wish for a magical reindeer unicorn!

[Flayne]

Granted, it stabs you with its multiple horns.



I wish for some more of these -> 

[Nepycros]

Granted, but the game's currency changes to Euros. Sorryz


I wish for a Memento.

[Flayne]

granted but in time you forget about the given memento and it is lost forever only to be discovered by your worst enemy and sold for 10000000000000000000000000000$



I wish for an indestructible bubble that i can play with fo-evah!

[Nepycros]

granted but in time you forget about the given memento and it is lost forever only to be discovered by your worst enemy and sold for 10000000000000000000000000000$



I wish for an indestructible bubble that i can play with fo-evah!

Granted, but ever hear of air holes? *snicker* I sure haven't.

I wish my back didn't ache.

[Flayne]

Granted, but now the rest of your body aches



I wish for a floating  8) that constantly follows me around and does its motion.

[SickTanicK]

Granted but you're the only one who can see it and it starts murdering people, so you get blamed and get instuitionalized.
I wish for the ability to really do this: 

[Flayne]

Granted, your social status is lowered by 80% due to most people being freaked out by you constantly doing that.



I wish I had a nuclear hat

[Time_lord_victorius]

granted, but you get radition sickness

i wish i could have a fire nymph that would'nt go away

[Flayne]

Granted, but you constantly get burned and then your house gets burnt down.



I wish I had 26 fingers

[Time_lord_victorius]

granted, but they're all pinkies

i wish i was a boss

[Flayne]

Granted, you're the boss of yourself



I wish I was the sole person in existence who could read minds