Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[RagingAlien]

granted, but you can't lock it, so no-can-do.

I wish for a new MP3, or maybe a MP4 to substitute my MP3.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but it electrocutes you every 3 seconds, wherever you are.

I wish for a bomb.

[Flayne]

Granted it explodes in your face.



i wish for a chronically over powered dwarf.

[artimies7]

Granted, but it is easily corrupted by money, fame, or power. I offer him a job as a highly paid, well known, and rather high level Hollywood movie director. He's mine now.

I wish for a SPOON OF RAGE!!! 

[Flayne]

Granted, every day for the rest of your life, you get s-pooned 



I wish for a 7 legged and armed Armagio with undying loyalty to me.

[kaniXIII]

Wish Granted, You have your 7 Armed and Legged armadillo with Undiying loyalty however, He is Atomicly raidiating.

I wish for the perfect wish.

[Flayne]

Granted, but you only get the information on the perfect wish, not the wish itself, congratulations you just wasted a wish 



I wish for a fully Overpowered arrangatang body guard.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but he explodes.

I wish for a safe explosion.

[Flayne]

granted, everyone calls you a wussy for the rest of your life because of your security issues (social status falls by 1000%)



I wish my pinky could instant kill people

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, it kills all of your friends, and it ruins your life. (social status falls by 1 million %)

I wish i had dignity.

[Nepycros]

Granted, it kills all of your friends, and it ruins your life. (social status falls by 1 million %)

I wish i had dignity.

Granted. Narcissism is SO in these days.

I wish this topic didn't have so many pages.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, all your posts are deleted.

I wish for the nyan catz.