Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[Nepycros]

Granted, but since you can't have a government without corruption (as in, a government that functions in any beneficial way), we all end up dead. Thanks.

I wish Entropy didn't win the war.

[Sir Rebrl]

That wish is not possible for me to instantly grant at this time, much less corrupt. *sad laugh* I can pretend though.

We go back under British rule so now it's Britain's system that's so corrupt.

I wish for a glipberferphin.

[Nepycros]

Granted, but my otyugh eats it.

I wish for a laptop.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. You get the first laptop ever made.  I know, it sucks right?

I wish for pie.

[jamesdyer680]

Granted.You get a cream pie splatted into your face.

I wish for 48 euros.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted. I cut them all up with my laser swords.
I wish for 14.

[jamesdyer680]

Granted, 14 zombie ninjas (yes,speed of a ninja) are now charging at you trying to eat your brains while stabbing at you with their katanas.

I wish for an infinite amount of money.

[ZephyrPhantom]

*sigh* This is the reason I am Zero.... *stops time with Hyper Kabuto's HYPER CLOCK UP! and then uses his lazer shield boomerang to burn all the ninja's in one clean throw*

Granted, but you're arrested for robbing infinite banks.
I wish for a card with dirt on it.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, it's a vampire card that thrives on dirt and has deadly fangs.


I wish I had a friendly, momentumed, immaterial 0|51 Otyough.

[Sir Rebrl]

Everything else in existence gains 52 to it's regular HP.

I wish for my pants to turn into moneys.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, the monkeys have bombs strapped to their backs.

I wish I had more OP cards than everyone else.

[Nepycros]

Granted, you are banned for haxxing.

I wish for something trivial.