Corrupt A Wish 2.0

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, we have more posts than you combined.
I wish for non-sticky glue.

[xBerzerk]

Granted, you get a horse.

I wish for a horse.

[Kakerlake]

You get a seahorse.


I wish for my tree to grow spoons.

[Sir Rebrl]

It grows splintery wooden spoons.

I wish for a tree that had super-new and awesome-tastic computer parts for fruit.

[Kakerlake]

Granted. But those parts are so awesome and new that no system is compatible with them for the next 100 years.

I wish for all spoons on the world to bend.

[ZephyrPhantom]

Granted, but they're too big and get crushed by giant bannanas.
I wish for a toy sword.

[lolicjj]

Granted, but it so easy to broke, even a wind can broke it.
I wish my internet never lag, FOREVER

[Nepycros]

Granted, you get a virus... FOREVER.

I wish I could memorize all the elements cards.

[Ekki]

Granted, but you and your browser forget element's adress.

I wish I was the owner of google.

[Nepycros]

Granted, you get arrested for classified information.

I wish I was in the CIA.

[sbluen]

Granted, but you're just a secretary. Everyone tells you what to do and what to write one 20-page report about and what to write about in the next report. You don't get to do anything special.

I wish to complain that my most recent wish didn't actually get granted.

[Sir Rebrl]

You complain but nobody listens.

I wish for everyone in the world to turn into a yellow-tailed tuna.